Wife Quotes

Wife Quotes

Woody Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Ecclesiasticus Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Will Rogers

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Rodney Dangerfield

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

Honore de Balzac

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Responding to Glasgow radio presenter who said "Scots guys find your wife quite hot". A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like ...

Honore de Balzac

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

Saint Augustine

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Passion is the evil in adultery. If a man has no opportunity of living with another man's wife, but if it is obvious for some reason that he ...

Jane Austen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Elizabeth Taylor

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

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