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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks
Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box. Peter: That means two things
Betty White: Welcome to Peterotica on tape. I'm Betty White reading "The Hot Chick Who ...
Teacher: Well class, we were scheduled to watch a PBS Program on the mating rituals ...
Brian: Lesbians and deaf women wear the same clothes.
Caterer: Gravlax? Lana: Thanks, no. I'm allergic to cat piss
Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...
Bubba was my best good friend, and even I know that ain't just something you ...
Wherever is love and loyalty, great purposes and lofty souls, even though in a hovel ...
My Journey back to Life. But to say that the race is the ...
Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they're yours.
Britta: Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage
In this business, fame lasts for a second. You can be blown up and be ...
The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more ...
I play each point like my life depends on it.
Worry and stress affects the circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system, and ...
I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose ...
The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's ...