The Daily Show Quotes

Jon Stewart

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.

Jon Stewart

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come ...

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