Smoking Quotes

Smoking Quotes

Mark Twain

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.

Wendy Liebman

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

Florence King

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good ...

Bill Hicks

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

Sarah Bernhardt

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn'

George F Burns

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Groucho Marx

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Francis Lawrence

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There were days when Keanu was looking a little green from the amount of cigarettes we were having him smoke.

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, smoking quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard smoking quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all smoking quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few smoking quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of smoking quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of smoking quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!