Astrid: You know, Walter, working with you, it's amazing the sort of things you get ...

I don’t need you judging me!

Fry: A robot ghost? What robot would want to haunt me? Bender: Me dumbass

Celine: If you had your fill of live blood, you'd be healed by now. Drink ...

“You look pretty today.” … Was I ugly yesterday?

That awkward moment when one of your family members sends you a family request ...

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Wherever is love and loyalty, great purposes and lofty souls, even though in a hovel ...

Reason, progress, unselfishness, a wide historical perspective, expansiveness, generosity, enlightened self-interest. I had heard it ...

The worst times for me being cheated on, is before they end up cheating, you ...

Pain is your friend, your ally it will tell you when you are seriously injured. ...

Bubba was my best good friend, and even I know that ain't just something you ...

Ross: (About his new beeper) No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can ...

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing ...

To meet my goals, I couldn't let up when I was playing tennis.

Spring in verses, Verses in spring.

Disinterested intellectual curiosity is the life blood of real civilization.

Mary Alice: Susan Mayer had always believed the one thing about hard times is that ...