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I don’t need you judging me!

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Wherever is love and loyalty, great purposes and lofty souls, even though in a hovel ...

Surely those who lower their voices before Allah's Apostle are they whose hearts Allah has ...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones ...

A hobby is hard work you wouldn't do for a living.

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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Once I have heard the story or joke used twice by other speakers or entertainer, ...