Quotes by Monty Python
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Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us ...
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'Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't.'
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First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a ...
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We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!
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Always look on the bright side of life.
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My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
