Meetings Quotes

Meetings Quotes

James T Kirk

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

Thomas Sowell

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.

Barry Goldwater

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

Dale Dauten

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A meeting moves at the speed of the slowest mind in the room. (In other words, all but one participant will be bored, all but one mind underused.)

Dave Barry

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate

Adolf Hitler

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A meeting between two beings who complete one another, who are made for each other, borders already, in my opinion, on a miracle

John Kenneth Galbraith

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.

William Goldman

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based ...

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