Quotes by Joseph Heller
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
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The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them
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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
