Jokes Quotes

Jokes Quotes

Milt Kamen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.

Billy Connolly

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

Tommy Cooper

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

So a man jumps into a taxi and says King Arthur's close and the taxi driver says, don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights.

Tommy Cooper

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a ...

Plato

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Even the gods love jokes

Milton Berle

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!

Benjamin Franklin

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

George Orwell

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

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