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Jonathan Swift

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All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.

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Source Unknown

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The average man is proof enough that a woman can take a joke.

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Carey Williams

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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.

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Graham Greene

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His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse.

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Oliver Wendell Holmes

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the ...

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Samuel Johnson

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I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces.

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Garrison Keillor

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The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone chortles.

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Georg C. Lichtenberg

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If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.

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