Quotes by Joey Adams
joey adams
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
joey adams
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
joey adams
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
joey adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
joey adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
joey adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing
joey adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
joey adams
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity.
