Quotes by Joan Rivers
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
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Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear
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He who limps is still walking.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific ...
