Inventions Quotes

Inventions Quotes

Dave Barry

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go ...

Leonardo da Vinci

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Human subtlety will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does nature because in her inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous.

Stephen Wright

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I invented the cordless extension cord.

Rutherford B Hayes

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?

Alfred Hitchcock

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never ...

Will Rogers

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Mark Kennedy

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

Jonathan Swift

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowder, and printing

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