Humor Quotes

Humor Quotes

Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.

Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

An optimist laughs to forget. A pessimist forgets to laugh.

Winston Churchill

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

One of the best things people can have up their sleeve is a funny bone

Groucho Marx

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

Henry Ward Beecher

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.

Jack Handey

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and ...

Jack Handey

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.