House Quotes

House Quotes

House, M.D.

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House [to Foreman]: Did you get a raise? Because then you're a whore. Or you didn't, because then you're a stupid whore.

House, M.D.

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House: I’ll give you the same medicine we give Republicans.

House, M.D.

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House: (to Chinese mother about daughter) Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer, is she?

House, M.D.

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Dr. Wilson: Of course you're type AB. Universal recipient. You take from everybody. House: Course, you're Type O, Universal Donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonies.

House, M.D.

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House: I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep. I'm deflecting because I'm avoiding something shallow.

House, M.D.

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House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a....I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.

House, M.D.

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House: Awesome. A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search.

House, M.D.

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House: Lungs skin...skin, lungs...Sklungs?

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