Quotes by Homer Simpson
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
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Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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Mmm... Organized Crime
homer simpson
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
