Halloween Quotes

Halloween Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Rita Rudner

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, Never take candy from strangers. And then they dressed me up and said, Go beg for it. I didnÂ’t know what ...

Erma Louise Bombeck

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

William Shakespeare

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.

Emily Dickinson

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.

George Carlin

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Joseph Conrad

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.

Drew Carey

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

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