Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Why wait for the weekend to have fun?

Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you ...

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Better a snotty child than his nose wiped off.

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...

(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...

Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you ...

Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...

Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...

Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron

Excellent things are rare.

Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...