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Wit is a treacherous dart. It is perhaps the only weapon with which it is possible to stab oneself in one's own back.
Travel by sea nearly approximates the bliss of babyhood. They feed you, rock you gently to sleep and when you wake up, they take care of you and feed you ...
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Why wait for the weekend to have fun?
Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you ...
Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...
Better a snotty child than his nose wiped off.
Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.
Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...
(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...
Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...
Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...
Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...
Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...
Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron
Excellent things are rare.
Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...