Quotes by Garrison Keillor
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days
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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose
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You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion
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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is ...
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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
