Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Better a snotty child than his nose wiped off.

Why wait for the weekend to have fun?

Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.

I’m not saying she’s a slut, I’m just saying I don’t think she sleeps in ...

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...

(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...

Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you ...

Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...

Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...

Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron

Excellent things are rare.

Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...