Funny Sex Quotes

Funny Sex Quotes

Aldous Huxley

Rating - 4 (2 Votes)

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.

Bob Monkhouse

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.

Redd Foxx

Rating - 2.7 (3 Votes)

A girl’s legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

Scott Roeben

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

As a lover, I’m about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

Peter Sellers

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Conversation like television set on honeymoon…unnecessary.

Steve Martin

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

As Mr Wang in Murder by Death. Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Dorothy Parker

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Ducking for apples – change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

Les Dawson

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.

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