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Funny Quotes

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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Santa is just like every other man. Comes and goes in less than 5 min, eats your food, calls you a HO, leaves before you get up.

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Ran into my ex last week. I backed up and ran over his ass again.

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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you will be disconnected.

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Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, spider.

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I’m not stalking. I prefer the term close range people watching.

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If your relationship has more issues than a magazine, I suggest you cancel that subscription.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, funny quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard funny quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all funny quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few funny quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of funny quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of funny quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!