I may look like I care. Then again, appearances can be deceiving.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
I’m an airhead and a clutz all rolled up in one, but I’m a lot of fun
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
Apparently you shouldn’t ever answer a girl’s text message with “k.” Bad idea.
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