Funny Life Quotes

Funny Life Quotes

Mark Twain

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Douglas Adams

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Author Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Truman Capote

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Kathleen Norris

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Shunryu Suzuki Roshi

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.

Woody Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Jim Carrey

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, funny life quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard funny life quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all funny life quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few funny life quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of funny life quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of funny life quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!