Funerals Quotes

Funerals Quotes

Garrison Keillor

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

George Eliot

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Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral

Henry Ward Beecher

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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung

Yogi Berra

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You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Wendell Phillips

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Write on my gravestone: "Infidel, Traitor.", infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people.

Franois De La Rochefoucauld

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The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead

Garrison Keillor

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days

JeanJacques Rousseau

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Every state funeral that shines is on its decline

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