Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

You don’t have to worry about zombies because zombies only eat brains.

Don’t ask a question if you can’t handle the answer.

Grow some balls? I don’t think so. Grow a vagina instead. Because balls hurt easily ...

Jenna: It's funny — all my 'aha!' moments end with a mustache pushed against me

There is no limit to the power of the human mind. The more concentrated it ...

Republicans are against abortion until their daughters need one, Democrats are for abortion until their ...

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but it’s about how to dance in ...

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Relationships don’t come with rules. Make some, break some. Because perfect is boring.

There is no limit to the power of the human mind. The more concentrated it ...

There is no limit to the power of the human mind. The more concentrated it ...

There are so many things a large intelligence espionage organization can do to justify its ...

Freedom is the open window through which pours the sunlight of the human spirit and ...

Pilgrimage to the place of the wise is to find escape from the flame of ...

When we believe ourselves in possession of the only truth, we are likely to be ...

Fame is but the breath of the people, and that often unwholesome