Facebook Status Quotes

Facebook Status Quotes

J Create

Rating - 4 (2 Votes)

Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

Afroman

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.

Unknown

Rating - 3.3 (3 Votes)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.

Unknown

Rating - 4 (2 Votes)

I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.

PJ ORourke

Rating - 3.5 (2 Votes)

Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?

Unknown

Rating - 4 (2 Votes)

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

Afroman

Rating - 3.5 (2 Votes)

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My room is still messed up... ...

Afroman

Rating - 2 (2 Votes)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I ...

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