Facebook Quotes

Facebook Quotes

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Better late than never, but never late is better.

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I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.

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The only reason why 30 guys liked your picture is because they can see right down your shirt.

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It’s just Facebook, I wish people would keep it real and stop fronting.

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Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.

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Facebook…… Half Social Network….. Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.

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I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

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In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That’ll teach ‘em to fuck with you.

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, facebook quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard facebook quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all facebook quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few facebook quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of facebook quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of facebook quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!