Quotes by Evan Esar
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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space
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The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
