Drinking Quotes

Drinking Quotes

Maxim Gorky

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Many contemporary authors drink more than they write

Lillian Carter

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon of an evening. It helps me sleep. I don't much care what they say about ...

Casey Stengel

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and ...

Proverb

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Eat - well is drink - well's brother

Frank Sinatra

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Mark Twain

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Rodney Dangerfield

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Oscar Levant

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

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