Dog Quotes

Dog Quotes

Andy Rooney

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Andy Rooney

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Rita Rudner

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Rita Rudner

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Louis Sabin

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

Margo Kaufman

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

Josh Billings

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit ...

George Bernard Shaw

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday.

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