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Cynical Quotes

Jack Handey

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I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.' Jack Handey, Deep ...

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Ralph Marston

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Dr Carl Sagan

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, ...

Ralph Blum

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...

Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he ...

Author Unknown

Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...

William Collins

Comus. By fairy hands their knell is rung; By forms unseen their dirge ...

Ralph Marston

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

Author Unknown

Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...

Family Guy

(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...

Ralph Blum

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Alphas

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...

Family Guy

Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you ...

Downton Abbey

Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...

Family Guy

Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...

Bones

Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron

Plato

Excellent things are rare.

Futurama

Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...

Michel de Montaigne

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...

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