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Joan Rivers

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

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Francois Truffaut

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

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Fred A. Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the ...

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Tim Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

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Woody Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

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Woody Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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Erma Bombeck

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

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Lenny Bruce

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's ...

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