Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate Quotes

Author Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Seen recently on a tee shirt - EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

Leslie Moak Murray

Rating - 4.3 (3 Votes)

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.

Howard Luck Gossage

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

To explain responsibility to advertising men is like trying to convince an eight-year-old that sexual intercourse is more fun than a chocolate ice cream cone.

Author Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.

Fernando Pessoa

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

Kim Williams

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.

Ted Allen

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.

Sandra Boynton

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. There always seems to be someone looking over your shoulder - just waiting for an opportunity to lecture on ...

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, chocolate quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard chocolate quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all chocolate quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few chocolate quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of chocolate quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of chocolate quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!