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When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...
Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...
Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...
(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...
Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...
Buster: When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do ...
Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you ...
Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...
Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...
Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron
Excellent things are rare.
Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...