Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...

Quagmire: (reading a sign on Church door that says "Organist Wanted.") Huh-huh, all right! (Runs ...

Buster: When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth ... do ...

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead ...

The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...

Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...

Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you ...

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...

Rachel: Gary, we're gonna have to run. Gary: No, we just ate you're not supposed to ...

Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...

Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...

Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron

Excellent things are rare.

Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...