Did you know that, if you visualise, you can actually hug on the phone?

My address is like my shoes. It travels with me. I abide where there is ...

It is time that financial types developed a greater tolerance for imprecision, because that?s the ...

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said ...

Rock 'n Roll is a combination of good ideas dried up by fads, terrible junk, ...

Do not let loyalty and faithfulness forsake you; bind them around your neck, write them ...

Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...

Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...

Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you ...

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...

Bash: Try watching something besides Real Housewives of New Jersey Franklin: They are real housewives

Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...

Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...

Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron

Excellent things are rare.

Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...