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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...
(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...
Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...
Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you ...
Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...
Bash: Try watching something besides Real Housewives of New Jersey Franklin: They are real housewives
Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...
Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...
Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron
Excellent things are rare.
Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...