20 Best Homer Simpson Quotes On Parenting

Arguably the world’s most recognizable American family is the Simpson’s. With nearly 500 episodes and 22 seasons, they continue to fill our Sunday evenings with joy. Most of us gather round the TV with our own family and laugh at all the hysterical antics of theirs.

Being the patriarch that he is, Homer has laid forth quite a bit of knowledge on family and raising children. He may not be the perfect dad but he sure loves his kids, even if he has a weird way of showing it. We all might be able to learn a thing or two from him. Here are his 20 best quotes on parenting.
1. “No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American Way.”

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16 comments on “20 Best Homer Simpson Quotes On Parenting
  1. Scarlett Carey says:

    15 and 18 are the same.

  2. ArchZeal says:

    The first and second comment are the same.

  3. ArchZeal says:

    the first and second comment are the same

  4. jospeh says:

    the third and fourth comment are the same

  5. angela says:

    the third and fourth comment are the same

  6. Megan says:

    The fifth and sixth comment are the same

  7. Blair says:

    The seventh post is different.

  8. Bob says:

    The eighth comment is different but wants to be the same, therefore is having an identity crisis

  9. mynamesnotbill says:

    The tenth post is indifferent

  10. Davi says:

    C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!

  11. ginny says:

    i just laughed so hard at all the above comments

  12. pwned says:

    Actually, 15 and 18 aren't the same quote….15 has the word "kids" in front of it.

  13. McSucker says:

    Well played, kids. Well played.

  14. Ary says:

    actually laughed more at the comments than anything else hahahhaa

  15. Anastasia says:

    i enjoyed every minute of this genuinely strange experiance(:
    i now feel discombobulated………………………………………………..

  16. Homer Quotes says:

    I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight. –Homer Simpson

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