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Elbert Hubbard

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call him vile names.

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Bad Religion

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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

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Pet Shop Boys

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Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head.

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Blink 182

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a waste of your time, maybe I'm better off dead.

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Tom Waits

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The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

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Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking ...

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Lil Wayne

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Patience is tanent, love is selfless and if your gonna live a lie, you're better off dead.

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Jack Handey

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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I ...

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Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...

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Excellent things are rare.

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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...

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