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There are many things in life that will catch your eye. But only a few will catch your heart.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
Every positive thing in your life represents a single unique blessing. Every negative thing ...
(Dylan walks in and smashes a vase with flowers against the wall) Peter: (Slightly annoyed) Something ...
Count your blessings instead of your crosses; Count your gains instead of your losses. ...
Peter: Here's to our wives. They may not be as hot as the women you ...
Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead ...
Bash: Try watching something besides Real Housewives of New Jersey Franklin: They are real housewives
Anna: Don't feel sorry for me Mrs. Hughes I know what real love is and ...
Stewie: Say Jillian, I love what you've done with the place. What is it, one ...
Booth: Important blogger? Talk about an oxymoron
Excellent things are rare.
Tinny Tim: Excuse me, sir? Might I have a sip of booze? Preacherbot: I'm sorry, Tinny ...
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and ...