Beer Quotes

Beer Quotes

Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Are you watching the weather channel? There's a drunk-front coming in, with a chance of hang over.

Stephen Wright

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

Greek Proverb

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

Frank Zappa

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, ...

Benjamin Franklin

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Unknown

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

Kaiser Wilhelm

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

H Allen Smith

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, beer quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard beer quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all beer quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few beer quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of beer quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of beer quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!