Bed Quotes

Bed Quotes

Italian Proverb

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Bed is the poor man's opera

Ogden Nash

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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, ...

Ann Landers

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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.

Linda Fiorentino

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I go to bed with men, not boys.

Daphne Zuniga

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.

George F Burns

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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Melanie Griffith

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

Jose Marti

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, bed quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard bed quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all bed quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few bed quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of bed quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of bed quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!