Babies Quotes

Babies Quotes

Stephen Wright

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

Mark Twain

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother

Dave Barry

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool ...

Loretta Lynn

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

Stephen Wright

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day ...

Douglas Feaver

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

David Letterman

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

Jean Kerr

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

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