April Fools Day Quotes

April Fools Day Quotes

Jack Handey

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out ...

George Bernard Shaw

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

George Orwell

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Max Eastman

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Will Rogers

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Abraham Lincoln

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

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