Animal Quotes

Animal Quotes

Mark Twain

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I believe that our Heavenly Father created the monkey because he was disappointed in man.

Winston Churchill

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A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

John Cleese

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Ambrose Bierce

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Fork, n. An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Formerly the knife was employed for this purpose, and by many worthy persons is ...

Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais

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The Devil's Dictionary. Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam; that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

A. Whitney Brown

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Bill Bryson

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To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They ...

Ingelore Ebberfeld

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Kissing originates from animals sniffing each other.

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