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Mark Twain

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I believe that our Heavenly Father created the monkey because he was disappointed in man.

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Winston Churchill

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A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

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John Cleese

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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Ambrose Bierce

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Fork, n. An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. Formerly the knife was employed for this purpose, and by many worthy persons is ...

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Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais

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The Devil's Dictionary. Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love all year round, madam; that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

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A. Whitney Brown

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Bill Bryson

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To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They ...

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Ingelore Ebberfeld

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Kissing originates from animals sniffing each other.

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Hilarious, sad, thoughtful or just plain wrong, animal quotes are an easy way to amuse yourself and express your own thoughts through the words of others. How many times have you heard animal quotes tossed around in casual conversation? It's impossible to stay completely current on all animal quotes, but the major ones are easy enough to find. What better way to show how aware you are of the current culture and celebrity than by tossing a few animal quotes into a conversation with your friends? Having a ready supply of animal quotes can also come in very handy in a dull conversation when you need to take the conversation an entirely new direction. Our collection of animal quotes is comprehensive and fun - enjoy them!


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