Alcohol Quotes

Alcohol Quotes

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Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how the hell can he drink when he's dead?

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Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.

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Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.

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Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.

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Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. ...

Raymond Chandler

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

WC Fields

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.

Homer Simpson

Rating - 3 (1 Votes)

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems

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